May 25th, 2006
Today is my anniversary with my wife. The hottest and most sexiest thing in the world. I just lucked out that she was also such a strong spirit as well. For our wedding gifts we gave out as people left, we gave our soundtrack. Yup. The first mix CD I ever gave to her is still the best one we have. I only had to change one or two songs on it. (She made me take off I Wanna Kiss You All Over by Exile). So here it is, our wedding soundtrack! And as a secret behind the scenes footnote – she walked down the isle to the Love Theme from Star Wars, and we left the altar with You Shook Me All Night Long.
These are the track listings, and below are all of the videos. So sit back, relax, and marvel at the awesomeness that is our love theme -
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Samples – Beastie Boys #2
Rap music made sampling cool. The Beastie Boys showed everyone how to do it right. This is a small sample list of the superior music the Beastie Boys have sampled.
Smoking, Vacuuming and Church
This has been on my mind for the past few weeks or so, so now you get to read about it. I was recently privy (still no sarcastic font) to listen to a person recount how their family, or more precisely their children, had fallen away from church and everything they did to try and prevent (ultimately cause) that. I also found a reason to repost this super sexy picture of Miss Hurley. I will explain in a minute.
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Star Warsdrobe #3
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| Damn you Goldfinger |
C3P0 – If you have a character that knows everything, never offends anyone (I said offend, not annoy), has an app for that and may have a gender preference – what color do you make him? Why gold! Like a golden god.
Things That Must Go #2
Sunglasses with nose stops on wires. When I see people that wear sunglasses on top of their head holding their hair back, but instead of fancy smooth frames, their sunglasses have those weird wires with plastic ends that stick to your nose. All I can think about is when you pull those glasses off to put them on, those nose wires are going to get stuck in your hair and pull it.
Star Warsdrobe #2
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| I’m a moisture farmer |
Luke Skywalker. Jedi Knight. Whiny little baby. When we first meet Luke he is young, optimistic and headstrong, but mostly a cry baby.
Since he is so innocent and pure, we find him dressed in white. Because when you are working on droids, machines and farming all day you want an outfit that is easy to clean.
The white suits him because of his naivety to what is going on around him. The war in the stars. The jedi that everyone knows about, but hasn’t seen in decades. Not knowing the Sand People are really just relatives of the Jersey Shore cast. And we identify with this because we are on this journey for the first time as well and are so dumb as an audience that we need to know who the good guys are.
